Garing Tiada Dua
- Pak Jon : Den, tau gak kenapa susno duaji ditangkep?
- Gue : Karena gayus?
- Pak Jon : Bukan, hahaha.
- Gue : ........ Emangnya kenapa?
- Pak Jon : Soalnya sekarang udah gak jaman duaji (2G) jamannya empatji (4G)
- *taraakdungceeess*
Prihatin
- *Prolog: jam 6 sore, sepupu saya (dela) dengan tumben nelpon saya.*
- Dela : Nil, Nil jemput gue dong!
- Gue : Tumben lo nelpon, lo di mana? Emang gak ada yg jemput?
- Dela : Di sekolah, nyokap gak bisa jemput soalnya ...... Lagi nonton royal wedding live di tv....
- Gue : Hahahaha, saya turut prihatin. Yaudah lo pulang sendiri ya, gue mau nemenin nyokap gue nonton royal wedding juga aaah :))
Jangan sms ini ke smash blast dong, huahahahaha B) #mateek :))
CLBK - Cinta Lama Belom Kelar
—Dea. Itu curcol total eaaa? :))
Mungkin harus dikasih GPS
- Dela : Eh Nil, Padang itu di mana?
- Gue : Di Sumatra Barat.
- Dela : Lho udah pindah gitu Padang?
- Gue : Daridulu juga di Sumatra Barat. Emang lo kira di mana?
- Dela : Di Jawa Tengah, sebelahnya Surabaya.
- Gue : Teredungces
Bruno Mars
—The Lazy Song
Soundtrack Liburan - The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
I’m gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody’s gon’ tell me I can’t
I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
‘Cause in my castle I’m the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it ‘cause I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you’ll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it ‘cause I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
No, I ain’t gonna comb my hair
‘Cause I ain’t going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Monologue Kusut
- Sebut saja mawar : Hari ini tanggalnya bagus banget 11/4/11. Unyu banget kalo jadian. Tapi masalah utamanya jadian sama siapa.
- *sekelas diam sekejap, abis itu pada cekikan*
3 bulan lagi
3 bulan lagi, merupakan lembaran hidup baru bagi gue. Semoga semua dilancarkan oleh-Nya. Sekarang tinggal nikmatin 3 bulan ini. Sukses UNnya kamu pasti bisa :)
Pada hakekatnya setiap orang itu baik, yang ngebedain cuman lingkungan tumbuhnya. Di zaman sekarang lingkungannya udah gak baik, jadinya orang baik itu susah, makanya jarang ada orang baik.
—Nenek Saya, ingetin cucu-cucunya untuk tetap jadi orang baik di kala gilanya zaman.
Percakapan absurd
- X: Gue mau pesen online buku *disensor*, pesen di website apa enaknya?
- Y: Di amazon.com, tapi kalo orang Indonesia gak bisa pesen di situ, hahaha.
- Z: Yaiyalah, dasar lo bego, Y! Amazon.com kan khusus buat orang amazon liat aja tuh nama websitenya.
- Sekelas : *pengen gaplokin si Z pake kursi*
